Quote of the Week Archive – 2014

  • “There should be no boundaries to human endeavour”

    Stephen Hawking (Eddie Redmayne) in The Theory of Everything (2015) for w/b 29/12/14

  • “Why don’t you roll me inside? We can get the nurse to get the catheter out of me”

    Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in Dumb and Dumber To (2014) for w/b 22/12/14

  • “This was the last move in a master plan. A plan long in the making”

    Gandalf (Ian McKellen) in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) for w/b 15/12/14

  • “Look at them, tumbling onto their chubby bum bums”

    Documentary Filmmaker (Werner Herzog) in Penguins of Madagascar (2014) for w/b 8/12/14

  • “It is the things we love most that destroy us”

    President Snow (Donald Sutherland) in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part One (2014) for w/b 1/12/14

  • “I had something once. I was respected. I was feared”

    Marv (James Gandolfini) in The Drop (2014) for w/b 24/11/14

  • “Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine”

    Alan Turing (Benedict Cumberbatch) in The Imitation Game (2014) for w/b 17/11/14

  • “Mankind was born on Earth. It was never meant to die here”

    Cooper (Matthew McConaughey) in Interstellar (2014) for w/b 10/11/14

  • “You have to make the money to buy a ticket”

    Lou Bloom (Jake Gyllenhaal) in Nightcrawler (2014) for w/b 3/11/14

  • “Ideals are peaceful. History is violent”

    Wardaddy (Brad Pitt) in Fury (2014) for w/b 27/10/14

  • “I just kind of wish she would stay dead”

    Zach Orfman (Dane DeHaan) in Life After Beth (2014) for w/b 13/10/14

  • “I will practice believing my husband loves me”

    Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) in Gone Girl (2014) for w/b 6/10/14

  • “All of my optimism was an illusion”

    Stanley (Colin Firth) in Magic in the Moonlight (2014) for w/b 29/9/14

  • “Don’t scratch those! That’s why they’re called privates”

    Winnie (Elle Fanning) in The Boxtrolls (2014) for w/b 22/9/14

  • “Dai… your gays have arrived”

    Gwen (Menna Trussler) in Pride (2014) for w/b 15/9/14

  • “I’m a soldier, man. I like guns”

    David (Dan Stevens) in The Guest (2014) for w/b 8/9/14

  • “Nobody’s killing anybody. Not while I’m around”

    Dwight McCarthy (Josh Brolin) in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) for w/b 1/9/14

  • “The only way this ends for any of us is in a hole in the ground, and no one will give a shit”

    Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) in The Expendables 3 (2014) for w/b 25/8/14

  • “Life was given to us a billion years ago. What have we done with it?”

    Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) in Lucy (2014) for w/b 18/8/14

  • “We’ve already established that you destroying the ship I’m on is not saving me”

    Star Lord (Chris Pratt) in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) for w/b 4/8/14

  • “Are you only the legend, or are you the truth behind the legend?”

    Amphiaraus (Ian McShane) in Hercules (2014) for w/b 28/7/14

  • “It’s not just about power. It’s about giving us the hope to rebuild, to reclaim the world we lost”

    Dreyfus (Gary Oldman) in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) for w/b 21/7/14

  • “Stolen goods? No, these fell off a truck”

    Tommy DeVito (Vincent Piazza) in Jersey Boys (2014) for w/b 7/7/14

  • “You have the heart of a chief… and the soul of a dragon”

    Valka (Cate Blanchett) in How To Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) for w/b 30/6/14

  • “I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity”

    Hazel Lancaster (Shailene Woodley) in The Fault In Our Stars (2014) for w/b 16/6/14

  • “We Jump Street, and we about to jump in your ass”

    Dickson (Ice Cube) in 22 Jump Street (2014) for w/b 9/6/14

  • “I’m not the hero. I’m the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero’s shirt”

    Albert (Seth MacFarlane) in A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) for w/b 2/6/14

  • “Some of us are getting paid; the rest of us are just getting dead”

    Sugar (Terrence Howard) in Sabotage (2014) for w/b 12/5/14

  • “Some scientists refer to this as the Singularity. I call it transcendence”

    Dr Will Caster (Johnny Depp) in Transcendence (2014) for w/b 28/4/14

  • “It will be a few months. You can’t know where I am. And I can’t be seen anywhere near you”

    Rama (Iko Uwais) in The Raid 2 (2014) for w/b 14/4/14

  • “He’s going to destroy the Earth”

    Noah (Russell Crowe) in Noah (2014) for w/b 7/4/14

  • “Not one single person noticed I’d been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?”

    Kermit (Steve Whitmire) in Muppets Most Wanted (2014) for w/b 31/3/14

  • “This isn’t freedom. This is fear”

    Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) for w/b 24/3/14

  • “All those who defied me, shall be ashamed and disgraced. Those who wage war against me, shall perish”

    Tobey Marshall (Aaron Paul) in Need For Speed (2014) for w/b 17/3/14

  • “It begins as a whisper, a promise. The lightest of breezes dances above the death cries of 300 men. That breeze became a wind. A wind that my brothers have sacrificed. A wind of freedom. A wind of justice. A wind of vengeance”

    Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) in 300: Rise of an Empire (2014) for w/b 10/3/14

  • “I’m not hijacking this plane. I’m trying to save it”

    Bill Marks (Liam Neeson) in Non-Stop (2014) for w/b 3/3/14

  • “I’ve had no memory for as long as I can remember”

    Peter Lake (Colin Farrell) in A New York Winter’s Tale (2014) for w/b 24/2/14

  • “I only work in black. And sometimes very, very dark grey”

    Batman (Will Arnett) in The Lego Movie (2014) for w/b 17/2/14

  • “I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin’ the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls”

    Ron Woodroof (Matthew McConaughey) in Dallas Buyers Club (2014) for w/b 10/2/14

  • “If this is what happens when God is looking out for us, I’d hate to see him pissed”

    Michael Murphy (Taylor Kitsch) in Lone Survivor (2014) for w/b 3/2/14

  • “If it was never new, and it never gets old, then it’s a folk song”

    Llewyn Davis (Oscar Isaac) in Inside Llewyn Davis (2014) for w/b 27/1/14

  • “There’s no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time”

    Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) in The Wolf of Wall Street (2014) for w/b 20/1/14

  • “I don’t want to survive. I want to live”

    Solomon Northup (Chiwetel Ejiofor) in 12 Years A Slave (2014) for w/b 13/1/14

  • “I feel like I’m getting drunk and electrocuted at the same time”

    Archie (Morgan Freeman) in Last Vegas (2014) for w/b 6/1/14

  • “She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate”

    Irving Rosenfeld (Christian Bale) in American Hustle (2014) for w/b 30/12/13

  • “I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong”

    Brick Tamland (Steve Carell) in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) for w/b 23/12/13

  • “If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together”

    Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage) in The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (2013) for w/b 16/12/13

  • “Some people are worth melting for”

    Olaf (Josh Gad) in Frozen (2013) for w/b 9/12/13

  • “Remember who the real enemy is”

    Haymitch Abernathy (Woody Harrelson) in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) for w/b 2/12/13

  • “They don’t really believe in coincidences. They’ve heard of them. They’ve just never seen one”

    Westray (Brad Pitt) in The Counsellor (2013) for w/b 18/11/13

  • “Some believe that before the universe, there was nothing. They’re wrong. There was darkness… and it has survived”

    Odin (Anthony Hopkins) in Thor: The Dark World (2013) for w/b 4/11/13

  • “You hit like a vegetarian”

    Emil Rottmayer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Escape Plan (2013) for w/b 28/10/13

  • “Man is least himself when he talks with his own person. But if you give him a mask, he will tell you the truth”

    Julian Assange (Benedict Cumberbatch) in The Fifth Estate (2013) for w/b 21/10/13

  • “How did you do this one, my man? It’s doggy-style with a demon”

    Lieutenant (Siyabonga Radebe) in District 9 (2009) for w/b 14/10/13

  • “There’s only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming”

    Jasmine (Cate Blanchett) in Blue Jasmine (2013) for w/b 7/10/13

  • “Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love”

    Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977) for w/b 30/9/13

  • “As the President of the United States, this comes with the full weight, power and authority of my office. Fuck you”

    President Sawyer (Jamie Foxx) in White House Down (2013) for w/b 23/9/13

  • “I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life”

    Phil (Bill Murray) in Groundhog Day (1993) for w/b 16/9/13

  • “You’re having way too much fun. It’s making everyone uncomfortable”

    Owen (Sam Rockwell) in The Way Way Back (2013) for w/b 9/9/13

  • “The first and greatest sin of the deception of television is that it simplifies; it diminishes great, complex ideas, stretches of time; whole careers become reduced to a single snapshot”

    James Reston (Sam Rockwell) in Frost/Nixon (2008) for w/b 2/9/13

  • “I don’t cry; I’m British”

    Bulldog (John Cleese) in Planes (2013) for w/b 26/8/13

  • “Try to have fun. Otherwise… what’s the point?”

    Colonel Stars and Stripes (Jim Carrey) in Kick-Ass 2 (2013) for w/b 19/8/13

  • “Sorry, do you have another siege to go to?”

    Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) in Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013) for w/b 12/8/13

  • “Ratatouille doesn’t sound delicious. It sounds like “rat” and “patootie.” Rat patootie! Which does not sound delicious”

    Linguini (Lou Romano) in Ratatouille (2007) for w/b 5/8/13

  • “What the fuck does WTF mean?”

    Gary King (Simon Pegg) in The World’s End (2013) for w/b 22/7/13

  • “Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen to believe in each other. Today, we face the monsters that are at our door. Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse”

    Stacker Pentecost (Idris Elba) in Pacific Rim (2013) for w/b 15/7/13

  • “My house is made out of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems”

    Gru (Steve Carell) in Despicable Me 2 (2013) for w/b 8/7/13

  • “I’d be pretty bummed if I don’t get at least a bite of the Milky Way”

    Craig Robinson as Himself in This is the End (2013) for w/b 1/7/13

  • “I stopped believing in God when I realised it was just dog spelt backwards”

    Neil Sutherland (Blake Harrison) in The Inbetweeners Movie (2011) for w/b 10/6/13

  • “Jesus, guys, doesn’t it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman”

    Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) in Kick-Ass (2010) for w/b 3/6/13

  • “You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin?”

    John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) in Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) for w/b 13/5/13

  • “Ever since that big guy with the hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety’s kinda had its day”

    Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce) in Iron Man 3 (2013) for w/b 6/5/13

  • “We all go a little mad sometimes”

    Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) in Psycho (1960) for w/b 23/4/13

  • “No good movie is too long, just as no bad movie is short enough”

    Roger Ebert in Movie Yearbook 2006 (2006) for w/b 15/4/13

  • “He’s not a person; he’s a Daily Mail reader”

    Chris (Steve Oram) in Sightseers (2012) for w/b 1/4/13

  • “You don’t run. Not when you’re with us. You stand your ground and fight”

    Pete Dunham (Charlie Hunnam) in Green Street (2005) for w/b 11/3/13

  • “I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the country. But I’m in the top one”

    Brian Clough (Michael Sheen) in The Damned United (2009) for w/b 4/3/13

  • “You’re worried about the Ayatollah? Try the WGA”

    Lester Siegel (Alan Arkin) in Argo (2012) for w/b 25/2/13

  • “You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave”

    Fat Amy (Rebel Wilson) in Pitch Perfect (2012) for w/b 18/2/13

  • “There are two kinds of men and only two. There’s the one staying put in his proper place and one with his foot in the other one’s face”

    Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) for w/b 11/2/13

  • “They invited Pac Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher?”

    Ralph (John C Reilly) in Wreck-It Ralph (2013) for w/b 4/2/13

  • “Fuck mini Babybels”

    Waj (Kayvan Novak) in Four Lions (2010) for w/b 28/1/13

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