Rating: Poop

Featured Reviews 

Review – Blade Runner 2049

18/10/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Ana de Armas, Blade Runner, Blade Runner 2049, Certificate: 15, Dave Bautista, Denis Villeneuve, Harrison Ford, Jared Leto, Mackenzie Davis, October 2017, Rating: Poop, Ridley Scott, Robin Wright, Ryan Gosling, Sci-Fi, Sylvia Hoeks

A sci-fi classic is reborn more than 30 years later as Denis Villeneuve delivers the epic sequel Blade Runner 2049.

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DVD & Blu-ray Reviews 

DVD Review – Cabin 28 (2017)

16/10/201718/10/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Andrew Jones, Brendee Green, Cabin 28, Certificate: 18, Derek Nelson, DVD, Gareth Lawrence, Harriet Rees, Horror, Jason Homewood, Lee Bane, October 2017, Rating: Poop, Sean Rhys-James, Terri Dwyer

A real-life tale of murder gets an utterly incompetent transfer to the big screen in creaky horror Cabin 28.

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Review – Goodbye Christopher Robin

13/10/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Alex Lawther, Biopic, Certificate: PG, Domhnall Gleeson, Drama, Goodbye Christopher Robin, Kelly Macdonald, Margot Robbie, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Rating: Poop, September 2017, Simon Curtis, Will Tilston

AA Milne gets the sentimental biopic treatment in buttoned-up Britflick Goodbye Christopher Robin, which is a sepia-toned postcard of a movie.

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Review – Flatliners

10/10/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Certificate: 15, Diego Luna, Ellen Page, Flatliners, Horror, James Norton, Kiefer Sutherland, Kiersey Clemons, Niels Arden Oplev, Nina Dobrev, Rating: Poop, September 2017, Thriller

The 90s shlocker Flatliners gets a remake absolutely no one was asking for and, crucially, that no one has gone to see.

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Review – Kingsman: The Golden Circle

07/10/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Action, Bruce Greenwood, Certificate: 15, Channing Tatum, Colin Firth, Comedy, Elton John, Emily Watson, Halle Berry, Hanna Alström, Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, Kingsman, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Mark Strong, Matthew Vaughn, Pedro Pascal, Rating: Poop, September 2017, Taron Egerton

Characters return from the dead, robot dogs attack, Elton John is a piano-playing prisoner – and yet, Kingsman: The Golden Circle is still boring.

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DVD & Blu-ray Reviews 

DVD Review – Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)

01/10/201703/10/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Alison Pill, Callum Keith Rennie, Certificate: 15, Comedy, DVD, Goon, Goon: Last of the Enforcers, Jay Baruchel, Kim Coates, Liev Schreiber, October 2017, Rating: Poop, Seann William Scott, Sport, TJ Miller, Wyatt Russell

Seann William Scott returns as a face-punching hockey player in Canadian sports-comedy sequel Goon: Last of the Enforcers.

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Review – American Assassin

30/09/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Action, American Assassin, Certificate: 18, David Suchet, Dylan O'Brien, Michael Cuesta, Michael Keaton, Rating: Poop, Sanaa Lathan, Scott Adkins, September 2017, Shiva Negar, Taylor Kitsch, Thriller

Maze Runner star Dylan O’Brien plunges into the world of terrorism with the exceedingly nasty action thriller American Assassin.

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DVD & Blu-ray Featured Reviews 

DVD Review – Capture Kill Release (2016)

28/09/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Brian Allen Stewart, Capture Kill Release, Certificate: 18, DVD, Farhang Ghajar, Horror, Jennifer Fraser, Jon Gates, Nick McAnulty, Rating: Poop, Rich Piatkowski, September 2017

Lo-fi horror meets thematic nastiness in Capture Kill Release, which is a chilling idea, executed with surprisingly little in the way of thrills.

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Featured Reviews 

Review – Stratton

15/09/201714/09/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, Action, Austin Stowell, Certificate: 15, Connie Nielsen, Derek Jacobi, Dominic Cooper, Gemma Chan, Rating: Poop, September 2017, Simon West, Stratton, Thomas Kretschmann, Tom Felton

Simon West’s action thriller Stratton, starring Dominic Cooper and Connie Nielsen, is far too dull to match up to the director’s zany heights.

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Review – Rough Night

04/09/201704/09/2017 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2017, August 2017, Certificate: 15, Comedy, Demi Moore, Ilana Glazer, Jillian Bell, Kate McKinnon, Lucia Aniello, Paul W Downs, Rating: Poop, Rough Night, Scarlett Johansson, Ty Burrell, Zoe Kravitz

Scarlett Johansson stars alongside the corpse of a dead stripper in the woefully misjudged hen do caper Rough Night.

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Guest Posts Reviews 

Review – Death Note

03/09/201705/09/2017 Patrick Wilson 0 Comment 2017, Adam Wingard, August 2017, Certificate: 18, Death Note, Fantasy, Horror, LaKeith Stanfield, Margaret Qualley, Nat Wolff, Paul Nakauchi, Rating: Poop, Shea Whigham, Willem Dafoe

Netflix takes on a beloved anime amidst allegations of whitewashing in the dark fantasy Death Note.

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