Rating: Poop

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Review – Mark Wahlberg is even more smug than usual in ‘Mile 22’

24/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Action, Carlo Alban, Certificate: 18, Iko Uwais, John Malkovich, Lauren Cohan, Mark Wahlberg, Mile 22, Peter Berg, Poorna Jagannathan, Rating: Poop, Ronda Rousey, September 2018, Thriller

Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg join forces again, but deliver a thriller devoid of thrills with Mile 22.

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VOD Review – Wiseau and Sestero are blandly back together in ‘Best F(r)iends: Volume 1’

23/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Best F(r)iends, Best F(r)iends: Volume 1, Certificate: 15, Drama, Greg Sestero, Justin MacGregor, Kristen StephensonPino, Rating: Poop, September 2018, Tommy Wiseau, VOD

15 years after The Room, Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero are playing slightly twisted best buddies again in this strange drama.

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Review – Crusty crooks fail to inspire in ‘King of Thieves’

22/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Certificate: 15, Charlie Cox, Crime, Heist, James Marsh, Jim Broadbent, King of Thieves, Michael Caine, Michael Gambon, Paul Whitehouse, Rating: Poop, Ray Winstone, September 2018, Thriller, Tom Courtenay

Michael Caine and Ray Winstone lead an ensemble of old age pilferers in King of Thieves, based on the Hatton Garden heist.

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Review – ‘The Predator’ loses any sense of fun in a noxious macho haze

21/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Action, Alfie Allen, Boyd Holbrook, Certificate: 15, Jacob Tremblay, Keegan-Michael Key, Olivia Munn, Rating: Poop, Sci-Fi, September 2018, Shane Black, Sterling K Brown, The Predator, Trevante Rhodes, Yvonne Strahovski

With Shane Black at the helm and a cast full of lads, The Predator is so blokey that it can’t muster even a moment of genuine emotion.

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Blu-ray Review – ‘The Pyjama Girl Case’ takes the giallo Down Under

16/09/201816/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Blu-ray, Certificate: 18, Dalila Di Lazzaro, Flavio Mogherini, Giallo, Howard Ross, Michele Placido, Ramiro Oliveros, Rating: Poop, Ray Milland, Rod Mullinar, September 2018, The Pyjama Girl Case, Thriller

The giallo moves across to Australia for the 1970s thriller The Pyjama Girl Case, which tells the true story of a mysterious murder.

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Review – ‘The Nun’ is far too convent-ional to escape its jump scare habit

15/09/201817/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Bonnie Aarons, Certificate: 15, Corin Hardy, Demián Bichir, Horror, Jonas Bloquet, Rating: Poop, September 2018, Taissa Farmiga, The Conjuring

The Conjuring spin-off universe hits its nadir with The Nun, which fails to craft even a single, memorable scare – one fewer than its trailer.

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Reviews VOD 

VOD Review – Smartphone horror ‘Bedeviled’ delivers a standard parade of scares

14/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Abel Vang, Bedeviled, Brandon Soo Hoo, Burlee Vang, Carson Boatman, Certificate: 15, Horror, Jordan Essoe, Mitchell Edwards, Rating: Poop, Saxon Sharbino, September 2018, Victory Van Tuyl, VOD

A group of teens are stalked by a murderous smartphone app that feeds on fear in new horror movie Bedeviled.

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Review – Everyone involved in ‘Action Point’ is too old to be this stupid

13/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, Action Point, August 2018, Brigette Lundy-Paine, Certificate: 15, Chris Pontius, Comedy, Dan Bakkedahl, Eleanor Worthington Cox, Johnny Knoxville, Rating: Poop, Tim Kirkby

Johnny Knoxville returns to his Jackass roots for Action Point, in which a selection of stunts are loosely linked by a story.

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DVD & Blu-ray Featured Guest Posts Reviews 

DVD Review – ‘Entebbe’ is important politically, but drab as a movie

13/09/2018 Luke Stevenson 0 Comment 2018, Ben Schnetzer, Certificate: 12, Daniel Brühl, Drama, DVD, Eddie Marsan, Entebbe, José Padilha, Lior Ashkenazi, Nonso Anozie, Rating: Poop, Rosamund Pike, September 2018, Thriller

Political resonance cannot save the historical hostage thriller Entebbe from its own lack of tension and lacklustre cinematic style.

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Review – Sci-fi thriller ‘Upgrade’ really wants to be Cronenberg

13/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, August 2018, Benedict Hardie, Betty Gabriel, Certificate: 15, Harrison Gilbertson, Leigh Whannell, Logan Marshall-Green, Melanie Vallejo, Rating: Poop, Sci-Fi, Thriller, Upgrade

Leigh Whannell and Blumhouse join forces for Upgrade, which reaches for a cross between Black Mirror and David Cronenberg.

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Review – This world let Brian Henson make ‘The Happytime Murders’ and it must be stopped

08/09/201808/09/2018 Tom Beasley 0 Comment 2018, August 2018, Bill Barretta, Brian Henson, Certificate: 15, Comedy, Dorien Davies, Elizabeth Banks, Joel McHale, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy, Rating: Poop, The Happytime Murders

Sweary puppets star in The Happytime Murders, which would be innovative had it not been done a million times before.

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